The emails I got were way more interesting when I thought they said Joaquin Phoenix Raping, but what it said was Joaquin Phoenix Rapping, as is him turning that shit out on the mic at a club in Vegas... READ MORE

A nude photo of Madonna, taken well before she was a music superstar and still making ends meet as a nude model, is expected to sell for at least $10,000 at Christie's auction house this weekend.  Which makes some... READ MORE

For some unknown reason this picture has been showing up all over for like a week now with people claiming it shows Katy Perry (uncensored version here), and now even reputable sites like Fleshbot are running open-ended posts about... READ MORE

I simply don’t understand why everyone doesn’t love Lily Allen as much as I do. Unless you’re a narcissistic sociopath like Perez who declares anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass as a blood enemy. That’s why he doesn’t like... READ MORE

In April of 2008, a Dutch male model named Audun Carlsen filed charges against 80's pop icon Boy George.  Carlsen claimed George handcuffed him to a wall and beat him with a chain after a fight following a naked... READ MORE

Bear Grylls stages part of his show "Man vs Wild" of course, but he's graduated from Eton and the University of London, earned a second dan black belt in Shotokan karate, served three years in the UK Special Forces... READ MORE

Italy must not get the Internet, because someone over there hired Lindsay Lohan to be the new face of their clothing line. I have no idea who the hell they are, but it looks like they design clothes for... READ MORE

I realize this has nothing to do with Lindsays tits or Paris Hilton blowing dudes, and I swear we’ll get back to that in just a minute, but yesterday some geese decided that, instead of flying up and towards... READ MORE

Stop it plane.  You are a plane.  You are not a boat.  Get back in the sky!  You can not swim! (UUHQ copy of this pic, one of the very first taken of Flight 1549 after it crashed in... READ MORE

I don’t really do impressions, I’m not a professionally trained impressionist, but here’s my impression of hundreds of dudes last night when Casey Carlson (homepage here) walked out to audition for American Idol. GUY: (looks at Casey)GUY: (looks at... READ MORE