Marisa Miller has the perfect female body, obviously. Skinny with long hair and a little ass and big tits.  Really big.  Like, even here in the ocean, you could do a water displacement test to measure them.  And so... READ MORE

These pictures of Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend Camila Alves and their son Levi are frustrating because that stupid kid is in every shot.   I think we all feel the sexual chemistry between me and these pictures, but that little bastard... READ MORE

Fame has more pictures of Marisa Miller posing for the SI Swimsuit Issue in St Barts, and I have mixed emotions.  She’s amazing, of course, but even with just one set I was masturbating so hard I twisted my... READ MORE

I always assumed that if Brooke Hogan and Kelly Clarkson’s worlds ever collided, it would be at some kind of pie eating contest, but instead Brooke decided it would be a good idea to cover a Clarkson song I’ve... READ MORE

Julia Roberts started screaming profanity at a paparazzi who was apparently following her around all day, but when not yelling "fuck" 1500 times, she takes the time to be quite helpful.  When she yells "aim higher", he does in... READ MORE

Miss USA 1991 Kelli McCarty starred on the NBC (?) soap opera "Passions" for seven years, but has now made the lateral move to MILF Porn.  Yaaay, you did it!  TMZ says… McCarty is now a "Vivid Entertainment" girl... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne was arrested outside a London club after slapping a gossip columnist who called her boyfriend “stupid”.   Which, when you consider he's the mincing gaywad in the picture above, seems kind but whatever.  Us magazine says… Witnesses claim... READ MORE

It’s so uncomfortable to see Madonna trying to dress young and sexy, like she is here in this promo shot for “Hard Candy”, according to today’s Daily Mail.  It’s an old lady mostly naked except for a bunch of... READ MORE

Pam Anderson hit the beach in Malibu not once but twice this weekend, and unfortunately half of these pictures look more like an oil painting than a picture, so it's hard to tell if she even looked good or... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr did a shoot for Victoria's Secret in St Barts this weekend, and girls who aren’t Victoria's Secret supermodels should take comfort in the fact that even Miranda Kerr has cellulite.  Fat bitch.  Or maybe that’s just a... READ MORE