I think Lily Allen is adorable, and I don't have to explain our love to you, so of course I’m going to mention that she had two new songs released yesterday.  One is a live version of "He Wasn’t... READ MORE

I hope there are no impressionable kids from super religious families in St Barts today, because those kids aren’t supposed to drink or masturbate, and both of those things are gonna seem like an exceptionally good idea once they... READ MORE

The reason people think Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch is because Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch.  Here, watch, the AP and I will prove it… Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at... READ MORE

I bet Janet Jackson is all ripped out under that big baggy black coat.  Because she’s all into working out and eating right.  That’s why she was on the cover of Us magazine in a bikini.  Twice.   She works... READ MORE

No one loves seeing Marisa Miller in a bikini more than me, and she hit the beach again yesterday, this time with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angel Selita Ebanks.  Marisa is there all the time lately.  Makes me wonder, because... READ MORE

ANTHONY KIEDIS – "Hey is the sunscreen worked in, did I miss any?"   COOL GUY – "Uhh … no, no that got it." (picture source = pacific coast) READ MORE

Paula Goodspeed was the lunatic who went on "American Idol" and was obsessed with Paula Abdul.  She would draw life-size pictures of Abdul and follow her around, then was found dead outside Abduls fancy Hollywood mansion last November.  Golly,... READ MORE

No not really.  I think we both know I'm too dumb to talk about politics, but technically it's my parents fault that I'm dumb, not mine, so I'm not gonna beat myself up over it.  Besides, that shit is depressing. ... READ MORE

Since President Obamas inauguration is the big story today, sex-kitten reader Nadia sent in this link showing what’s inside the Secret Service Yukon XL that follows the presidential limo.  Namely, the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically... READ MORE

He knew this was today, right? READ MORE