Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and... READ MORE

Jaimee Grubbs is that girl who was sleeping with Tiger Woods. Not the Swedish one or the tan one or the one who sounds black but isn’t. The other one. The one who has almost certainly never been asked... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus got a tattoo under her left breast that says “Just Breathe”, which is weird because generally the only people to see that will be boys she’s about to have sex with it. Seems a little conceited to... READ MORE

Hayden Panettiere only turned 20 less than three months ago, but apparently she’s not good with numbers because yesterday she was walking around with a case of Coors Light. By most accounts she’s a pain in the ass with... READ MORE

These pictures of homewrecker Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu, presumably a few hours before getting Dorffed, show this young lady in a whole new light. Some girls are all stuck up and when you go to the... READ MORE

(NOTE: I’d like to get an erection this weekend, so I’m not gonna risk looking up Lohan pictures just because the story is about her. So instead, hey look, it’s Denise Milani decorating a Christmas tree while her huge... READ MORE

This story is kind of disappointing considering it starts out by saying that Tiger Woods and his girlfriend would have sex while high on drugs, so if you tell anyone about it later you should embellish it with a... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara of the ABC show ‘Modern Family’ was poolside this morning in Miami, and even though you can kind of see her amazing tits in these pictures, this moment is still bittersweet. Her body is amazing. And she... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is in Miami today, and earlier this afternoon she hit up the pool at her hotel for a while. These pictures are okay but when she sat down some jackass got between her and the camera and... READ MORE

Part 1 of Tigers plan to salvage his reputation was to pay everyone off so they keep quiet. That’s also Parts 2-30. The Chicago Sun Times says… …don’t look for Woods’ wife, Elin, to be moving out of the... READ MORE