you can nail one of tigers whores for $600

The big update in all the Tiger Woods news is that, not only was he sleeping with whoever he could pick up in clubs, but he was paying for prostitutes as well, sometimes two at a time. This according to Michelle Braun, who ran a call girl ring for 15 years, up until 2007. The New York Daily News says…

Braun revealed (that Woods) was particularly smitten by a gorgeous Playboy model from Long Island named Loredana Jolie.
“He went out with her four or five times. She took part in group sex. They met up in 2006 or early 2007. I’d say he paid $15,000 for her.”

And E! Online says it was Braun who arranged for Woods to meet Holly Sampson and Jamie Jungers, though Jungers appeared on the Today show this morning and denied this.

Two of those former employees, Braun claims, were porn actress Holly Sampson and onetime Trashy Lingerie model Jamie Jungers.

With all this mind, I put on my detective cap and went searching for more information about Holly Sampson: Professional Slut. Unfortunately my investigation quickly led to a bunch of porn sites and within 9 minutes I had masturbated and was taking a nap. But then by random coincidence, one of the sexy readers emailed me exactly what I was looking for: Holly Sampsons rate sheet and contact info, with reviews by total strangers who fukced her, thankfully included.

You can see 2 of her full size NSFW ads here and here.  Her profile page says she charges $600 per hour, and for that you can get a blowjob with no condom and finish on her as often as time and your refractory period will allow.  She says she has long straight bleached hair and D cup breasts, but she’s not sure if she has any tattoos or piercings. There are six pages of reviews, so maybe one of those guys will know if she has any.

She generally gets good marks, but The Wiz ends his with a poignant reminder.

We got into bed and she started bbbj that was skillful and wet. I then tasted every inch of this beautiful woman and I can tell you that she tasted damn good. She put a cover on me and we went at it with mish, CG, RCG, spoon, doggy and finished with her lying on her stomach and me on top. We both cleaned up and talked for a while.
I told her how beautiful she was and went down on her again and she allowed for a second round. We had more DFK, DATY, and BBBJ before I popped again. I did not CIM but she stroked me slowly at the end and squeezed just right for it to feel perfect. I had a fun time with Holly and would repeat.
Treat her like a lady and she will show you a great time.

Ahh yes. Well said my friend. Valmont also reminds us that just because a woman takes 600 dollars to have sex with a total stranger doesn’t mean she stops being a lady.

Holly is a beautiful woman inside and out we talked and had champane and strawberys to get to know each other a bit. moving to the bed I gave her a massage kissing her back down to her butt turning her over on to daty very sweet and tasty. brough her to a strong O then her turn bbbj then the cover entered her mish then doggie until both of had strong O’s laid there cuddling until round two began. She stayed well over the 2 hours. will repeat next time in LA. NOT TO BE MISSED.
BE gentle with her she will respond.

McDuff apparently didn’t know about this strawberries and champagne, cat and mouse game that you’re supposed to play with prostitutes.

We got to the room and continued our conversation… In my opinion, it went on too long. I learned more about Holly than I wanted to know. Anyway, we eventually ended up naked and in bed. She has a great body and I enjoyed every bit of it. Great tits, sweet tasting pussy, bbbj, interrupted by her conversation about something – I wasn’t listening – and then doggy, finishing on what I consider to be one of the finest asses I have ever seen. She cleaned up, came back and we talked some more – I finally put her hand on my dick and wee started round two, ending in mish and finishing on her very attractive boobs. No GFE, but a very hot session when it was just sex.

Of all the reviews, only Mayfield seemed disappointed in his selection of STD delivery system.

I was less than happy to find out that her posted price of 500 is not the case…it’s 600. Take note. I was also slightly less than thrilled when she finally showed up to see that he is older than stated (not 26-30, but in fact 32) and she had chopped off her hair. She still has an awesome body, so what the hell, let’s go for it, right? We went into the bedroom…
…and she stripped out of her clothes pretty fast…and unsexy. She didn’t want any help, and her pants were so damn tight she had to fight them to get them off. Hoo baby, how hot is that? Not very. She jumped on the bed and instantly spread wide. OK, I know that this is where we’re headed eventually, but it’s a lot less GFE and a lot more Ho this way, and the desire dropped another notch. So we started with her on top which she complained about because it was so damn hot (thank you global warming) and she was tired. I offered to trade and go missionary, and she said fine. It wasn’t too long before she was complaining that she was tired and sore and could she just finish me off with a hand job? By this point, I pretty much knew nothing was going to happen. She complained while hand-jobbing that she must have picked the absolute worst profession because she’s so sensitive and tiny (whatever) and I got tired of listening to her and she got tired of me being tired and we decided to give it a rest. Apparently, give it a rest to her meant bolt for the bathroom and get dressed and leave. I hate giving bad reviews, but this girl was way overpriced and overrated for her underperformance. Hell, everybody has an off day, and she had so many other great reviews…but I seriously doubt that I’ll call her again.