tiger is buying everyone off

Tiger Woods seems determined to handle his cheating scandal by staying out of the public eye and throwing as many millions as it takes to make sure everyone else does too. Rachel Uchitel was the first of his girlfriends to be outed, and she had a press conference scheduled today in LA. That was abruptly canceled less than an hour ago. Try and guess why. Radar Online says…

Rachel Uchitel was set to go public and admit her affair with Tiger Woods until a last-minute flurry of phone calls between her rep and representatives for the golfer.
Tiger’s people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking about Tiger and that they were willing to go a long, long way to keep her silent.
One source claimed that Rachel was negotiating a $1 million payoff by Tiger’s people to remain silent.

Dr. Evil here better get online and look around before she screws up the chance of a lifetime. Tiger Woods would pay a million dollars for a large Coke. What is she, retarded? Does she even know how money works? Tiger should roll the dice and give her a piece of paper with an X on it and tell her that’s a million dollars. Based on her financial acumen on display so far that would probably work.