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December 29, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn’t listen. Didn’t wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin’ up. Well now this CoCo as they’re callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew CoCo was out there and they did nothin and now a little girl is in the headlines too. Now y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. This one here’ll, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up.