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December 30, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
The jersey threw me off but apparently that’s not LeBron James yesterday on the beach in Miami, but it is Playmate of the Year/professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt.
It’s always nice to see girls with big tits in bikinis, but all things considered her outfit is a little conservative. When I go to Miami I sex that shit up. I don’t do an hour a day on the stairs just to hide this magic under a speedo. I usually just drop my business in a sock and twist-tie the base, but since it’s Christmas time I might just wrap some festive ribbon around my balls.
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