elin hit tiger in the head with a golf club

SNL had a skit this weekend about Elin Nordegren kicking Tiger Woods ass, and some reports have hinted at the same thing, but someone in a position to know this sort of thing told me that Elin really did hit Tiger Woods in the head with a golf club on the night of his car wreck, after the fight that began when she found out about his affairs.

It’s already known that Ellen smashed his Escalades window with a golf club and that Tiger was treated for lacerations to his head and was going in and out of conciseness when the ambulance arrived. At the time his wounds were attributed to the crash, even though paramedics described the scene as within “spitting distance” of Tigers home. So either Escaldes are perfect killing machines and simply leaving your driveway is enough to behead you, or Tigers head was already injured. That would also account for this diagram done by the Florida Highway Patrol, which shows Tiger was swerving long before he drove into a tree.

And today MSNBC says this…

When Tiger Woods was brought to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., his condition was more serious than previously reported. According to a person with knowledge of Woods’ hospital admission, the star golfer had to be admitted directly to the hospital’s intensive care unit, where he was immediately intubated and his breathing stabilized.
Also, there’s clarification about the police interview with Woods’ neighbors, who called 911. At the time of the 911 call, neighbor Jarius Lavar Adams told dispatchers that Woods was asleep on the lawn, snoring. “Although the body can snore in any state of unconsciousness, it’s unlikely he was snoring,” said the source. “That was the sound of an airway that wasn’t stable. That’s part of the reason there was an intubation when he got to the hospital.”
After Woods underwent treatment, he was extubated, then immediately released home. One physician from the hospital said that discharging a patient directly to his home after being admitted to the ICU was “highly unusual.” The doctor, who did not treat Woods, said standard protocol “usually involves some sort of step-down — if your condition is serious enough to be admitted to ICU, you don’t go straight home. It points to some extreme privacy measures being taken for that decision to be made.

If she really did hit him in the head, I bet this is one of those times where Hitler looks down on her from heaven with that smug, “I told you so” on his face.