brittany will be buried today

Brittany Murphy will be buried today at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles, in a ceremony that is expected to be attended only by close friends and family. Radar says…

Brittany will be interred in the Bright Eternity section and the guest list includes approximately 20 people.  
Scheduled to attend from Hollywood are actor Eric Balfour and Penny Marshall.
The service itself will be co-denominational – there will be a rabbi and a pastor present. 

I don’t have a bible in front of me but I don’t think that’s how it works. I don’t think you’re allowed to hedge your bets like that. If the Christians are right and the pastor goes first, she better hope she gets into heaven quick before the rabbi screws everything up. “Woah woah woah, who’s that second guy, what the fuck is this,” Jesus will probably say.