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K, so talking about the page on the page seems pretentious and stupid, so I’m putting it all under the cut. And to bribe you into reading all that, at the end there’s a short collection of pictures celebrating September Playmate Kimberly Phillips and her unthinkably perfect ass. I call dibs!

Now to the boring part.  So the main thing here is, yes, the site is still fucked up and plagued by some redirect/skip ad thing. As god as my witness, this is not some ad we’re running. It’s some Skynet-type, seemingly alive and smarter than me program that has lodged it’s way into Tylers code and until now no has figured out how to kill it. I tried crying like a woman and saying, “No Tyler, please! I built you for good! You don’t have to do this, you have … a choice.” But that fucker sent me to China anyway so on Monday some outside team of supernerds who specialize in problems like this was hired to take care of business. I truly appreciate everyone putting up with this crap. We’re trying to figure out a way to thank everyone.  More on that later.

The other thing to mention is that I closed my eyes and finally set up a Tyler facebook fan page. I know I said this before but the reason I hadn’t until now is because the idea is just so pretentious. I’m incredibly grateful for everyone who reads the page, but what kind of asshole sets up a fanpage for himself? When I meet someone new and if they ask, I usually just say I’m an archeologist because if I mention the site it just looks like I’m fishing for compliments. I watch enough History Channel to fake that for a few minutes. I’ll just say something about Carthage and Hannibal and by then they’re already bored enough to regret asking. Unless the person who asked really is an archeologist, in which case I’m fucked and have to kill them.

Um, so I think that was it. More of Kimberly on her facebook or her facebook fan page, but of course the pictures you really want are on (NSFW) Playboy.com.