this is why oprah is quitting her talk show

Well, not specifically this reason. Not because Bar Rafaeli has new bikini pictures in Victorias Secret. But because of girls in general. The Enquirer says…

Oprah Winfrey is quitting her show for her BFF Gayle King – and they’re moving in together!
The move will also mark the end of Oprah’s longtime relationship with Stedman Graham, (as Oprah) focuses her attention on grooming Gayle for her own talk show…
As part of her plan, Oprah intends to move Gayle into “The Promised Land,” her sprawling 42-acre estate in Montecito, Calif., which she’s told pals will be her primary residence.

If working thinly veiled allusions to lesbian sex into a news story was an Olympic event, then “focuses her attention on grooming Gayle” would win the silver but still fall short to “intends to move Gayle into The Promised Land”, which would smash every world record ever seen.