people are complaining about adam lambert

ABC says more than 1,500 people have registered complaints about Adam Lambert’s performance during last nights American Music Awards, which is making news today because of it’s gay sex slave fabulousness. If you haven’t seen it yet, consider yourself lucky.

There were also hostile comments online about the “American Idol” glam rocker who sang his new song “For Your Entertainment” on Sunday’s show with an elaborate, S&M-themed production. Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert’s crotch and kissed a man.

I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but the people who do hate gays should be grateful for Adam Lambert. He’s all their deviant sparkly stereotypes come to life. It would be like if a Nazi found a covetous Jew weighing gold coins on a scale, or a racist found a black kid who looked like this.

People who hate gays should want their kids to see Lambert. It will probably freak them out. It freaks me out and I’m not even paying attention. Of course if seeing some dumb awards show makes your kid gay, you have way bigger problems than Adam Lambert. You better not let him watch ‘Apocalypto’. According to your logic he’ll turn into a Mayan warrior then eat your heart to steal your powers.