kissing annalynne mccord is good for troop morale

Today of course is Veterans Day in the US, where we honor the awesome killing power of the American military and the god like race of supermen who defend us. Our military is so advanced and our soldiers so superior that if our government wasn’t filled with such panicky little girls they could go to war with any country on Earth and it would be the equivalent of Zeus throwing lighting down on the trembling peasants below.

Most people in Hollywood look down on the military because they’re pussies who want you to believe problems can’t be solved by kicking the other persons ass. Rest assured that any guy who ever says that has witnessed first hand as violence solved quite a few problems, but maybe can’t see it that way because he was the problem. When someone says violence never solves anything, what they really mean is, “oh please god stop hitting me.”

Luckily AnnaLynne McCord does support the troops, and this morning in New York she hosted Cosmopolitan magazine and Maybelline’s “Kisses for the Troops”. AnnaLynne said…

“My sister was in the National Guard.  I know what she went through, and what these guys go through. It’s amazing what they’re doing for our country every single day.”

I wish we had big parades today like the Russians used to where they showed off all their missiles and tanks and guns and stuff.  Then other countries would know how badass we are.  Unless you’re Darth Maul, an American soldier can kill you before you even have time to wonder what that splashing sound is (note: your intestines + the ground).  They’ll kill you even if you are Darth Maul, but you could probably fight them off long enough to shit your pants, so I guess that’s something.