jessica simpson is about to snap. or something.

The Enquirer says today that friends and family of Jessica Simpson are worried she may be headed for a mental breakdown. They say Jess suffered a “frightening collapse recently”. To illustrate all this, they use a picture of her from August 6th. This one, specifically. These mental breakdowns can take a while to kick in sometimes.

“Jessica is in the grips of a life crisis right now,” divulged a family friend.  “…in private she is an emotional mess.”
The past year has brought one heartbreak after another. Last winter the singer was mercilessly ridiculed for an expanding waistline and fashion missteps. In July, Tony Romo dumped her on the eve of her 29th birthday – and in September, Jessica’s beloved dog Daisy was snatched by a coyote.
“Jess had hoped she would have a husband, baby and flourishing acting career by the time she turned 30,” said the friend.
“Instead, she feels like her best days are behind her.”

I don’t like the sound of that last part, especially combined with the looks of her Halloween costume. She’s gonna get one of those stupid short haircuts I just know it. God that’s gonna suck. With short hair, she’s gonna look just like a friend of mine. His name is Tom. He’s a mechanic.

(image source = inf daily)