jennifa yopez is disgusting

The home movie of Jennifer Lopez made in 1997, legally held up for now but still being shopped around be her first husband Ojani Noa, at first sounded pretty boring. Now it sounds pretty boring and then interrupted by a scene so awful just the description of it makes my dick shrivel.  People says…

The video, called How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story, reputedly includes Lopez, now 40, wearing skimpy clothing and supposedly being spanked by Noa. It reportedly also contains a fight between her and her mother.

Jennifer Lopez is an A-cup with an ass so big she has to buy her pants at the circus, so just the thought of her acting sexy and getting spanked is disgusting. All girls should be exactly like UK model Vikki Blows. Short and skinny with big tits (nsfw pic here. and here. and here and here). If you don’t look like her, then you need to go away and not come back until you do. And just so any recent high school graduates know, that last line is also on the application filled out by any girls who want to work at Tyler.

(vikki blows has maybe never taken a picture with her shirt on, thankfully, and i cant even look at jlo right now, so instead here are old pictures of ‘g.i. joe’ star rachel nichols in a bikini)