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November 16, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
Jennifer Aniston is still a blurry mess in the newest bikini pictures from her trip to Mexico, and thank god because the only thing worse than blurry Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures is clear Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures.
Or maybe I’m being hard on her because these are from Mexico. One time I was doing math and the problem was so hard when I solved it I got sent back in time to ancient Mexico. The Aztecs or whatever started to attack me but my penis is so big I was able to convince them I was a god. I shook it at them and they named it “the Thunder Stick”. Then I made love to many of their beautiful ladies. It was a close call. I’ll get you for this Math!