annalynne mccord wins again

Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are a lot of really smart and creative people trying to work in TV and movies.  But those people cost money, so instead the networks doom us to live with this army of reality show retards who aren’t smart, funny, insightful or attractive.  At least AnnaLynne McCord has had enough. Page Six says…

McCord refused to be photographed with “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt at an LA party Tuesday.

Nice. Good. I need an army of Space Monkeys like the real Tyler Durden.  I’d give them all smoke grenades, and they’d go out and find someone like Nick Hogan or Perez or Spencer Pratt.  Then they could set one of the grenades off and beat the shit out of them in all the confusion. Then disappear before the smoke cleared. Sounds awesome, right?  Does anyone know how to get a Space Monkey army?  I typed “army obey vengeance utopia” followed by my zip code into google but nothing came up.