ADVERTISEMENT
October 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
These pictures allegedly show Scarlett Johansson at some event for Moet and Chandon last night in Tokyo, so that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson. If that’s Scarlett in the red dress, umm, did she have breast cancer or something? I know that makes me sound like a dickhead, but … okay I’m not sure how to backpeddle from that so whatever. What the hell happened to her rack? That thing was glorious. Her tits could have been covered in fur and they still would have been top 10 all time.
(she used to have tits and I can prove it. 13 more here. hq jump here. source for tokyo pics = flynet online)