entourage sucks and joe rogan knows it

As the camera panned around between rounds Saturday night at UFC 104, play-by-play man Mike Goldberg said a quick word about the celebrities on hand, including Turtle and Ari from ‘Entourage’. And after he did, the great Joe Rogan explained all the things that make ‘Entourage’ so cool. In other words, Joe pretended like he didn’t hear Mike, and didn’t say a GD thing (I tacked on his Demi Moore line at the end of the video because it was awesome).

Joe is right of course because ‘Entourage’ sucks, and 100 percent of the people who think it’s cool are fuckin idiots. Case closed. I don’t care what else you like or what else you do, watching that is proof that you’re essentially retarded. It would be like you were on eHarmony, and a guys profile said:

– Funny
– Loves to sail
– Gourmet chef
– Has sex with little boys
– A terrific dancer

Did you notice how number 4 kind of out-weighed everything else? It would be the same if he wrote “loves Entourage”. Except the things the pedophile watched would probably have better jokes.