paula abdul is “stunned” at being replaced on american idol.

Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won’t be sexy because it’s actually about Paula Abdul and Ellen DeGeneres. The pictures were just a trick to get you this far. Deal with it.

Paula Abdul was stunned at being permanently replaced on American Idol by Ellen DeGeneres … “Privately, Paula is very upset. She’s never going to admit it publicly but this stung,” said a source close to the Fox situation.  Even though publicly Paula has not even hinted that she might return to the show, privately she still believed a last-minute deal could be worked out, but Fox execs had already moved on.

Hahaha, you suck Paula! What dimension does this goofy bitch live in where inanimate objects are somehow hard to replace or deserve million dollar salaries.  If ‘Idol’ misses Paulas contribution, they can just pump a tank of nitrous into Ellens dressing room then lock her in a dryer for an hour.

(hq jump here. story source = radar. image source = splash)