finally, her own talk show

Kate Gosselin experimented with a new hairstyle earlier this week, then quickly realized that was madness, so she and her mullet and her woeful cleavage all reunited today at the Southern Women’s Show in Charlotte, NC (the what?). Oh and there’s more exciting news for Kate and the quickly fading memory of her kids wherever they may be…

Kate will be shooting the pilot for her proposed new TV show this weekend.
Kate is teaming up with Paula Deen, the Southern cooking expert for a show that is planned to have a mix of advice, health and beauty tips and celebrity gossip.
…the show is based on the popular Web site Mom Logic.
…the plan is to have multiple hosts with Paula and Kate … comedian Sandra Bernhard and Tammy Lynn Michaels have both been considered for the job. Michaels is married to singer Melissa Etheridge.

This is gonna be a big hit. 75 percent of the hosts for the show based on “mom logic” only had kids because of scientific wizardry, 50 percent are gay, and 25 percent left her kids 3000 miles away so she could be on TV. And then there’s Paula Deen. This is gonna kill in the demographic of barren women who hate kids and maybe men but love cooking with tons of butter. It seems so obvious in hindsight.

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)