what in the hell is that

I know it’s not very nice to post swimsuit pictures of Helena Bonham Carter this weekend in Malibu, and specifically to crop those pictures to highlight… whatever the hell that is that we’re looking at, but she should have thought of that 30 minutes earlier when she was getting dressed. As she battled her swimsuit and tried to pull it up and over all the waves of person, with things sloshing around inside like when you have a big drink in your car and you take a turn too fast. It probably looked like she was trying to shove an octopus into her uterus, except less erotic than that made it sound.