Miley Cyrus is sexxxy

Miley Cyrus sang one of her big hit songs and did a stripper-pole dance thing on top of a (ice cream?) cart at yesterdays Teen Choice Awards, and it was every bit as sexy as that made it sound. The video above is a bootleg because the show won’t air for a few weeks, but the choreography is so exciting, this might be the most amazing one-shot since that Tony Jaa hotel thing (this).

Bored indifference swept over the crowd as her sexy moves set the mid-afternoon on fire. In fact they were too turned on to even pay attention. She should move to one of those countries where applause is considered rude. Then she’d be all set.

(hq jump here.  image source = getty)