Megan Fox is Catwoman

First of all yes obviously that’s not Catwoman. But there’s no fake Megan Fox picture where she’s Catwoman in body paint and a skirt that doesn’t cover anything (glorious NSFW hq here). So this may be as close as we get, even though the Sun is reporting today that Megan has been cast by Christopher Nolan for his third Bat Man movie.

These are the same people who said Eddie Murphy had been cast as the Riddler back in December. Both things are 100 percent not true. There’s no script, no story, no villains, no casting other than the ones who have been in the first two.

Of course if Nolan does go with Catwoman, Fox would be perfect. Maybe too perfect. You would see me walking out of the theater two months after it premiered with a big long beard and real emaciated, cringing under the sunlight as my now mole-like pink skin starts to smoke.