Kunis + Portman = “aggressive sex”

I’m not gonna lie to you, getting Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to F each other is something I would very much like to see. Oh hey good news…

Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”

Directed by the great Darren Aranofsky (the Wrestler, the Fountain) the film “focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.”

Stuff like that is why I got out of ballet. I just couldn’t deal with the politics anymore. I still dance of course but not for the stage. And I run the Marie Taglioni School in Moscow.  It may not make for an interesting movie, but it reminds me why I began to dance in the first place.