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August 29, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
I wish I had known about this photo shoot that Kelly Brook did for the new Loaded magazine, because in some of the pictures she has a cigarette in her mouth, and I’d go buy a little tiger striped kitten and I’d be like, “Hey Kelly Brook, I know your modeling but I just rescued this little kitten from a house with monsters and I don’t think it should be around cigarette smoke”. And she’d be all like, “oh my god you’re so sweet. And brave too. Monsters are scary.” And I’d say, “Yes they are scary.”
And then after that I guess I’d head home. It’s getting pretty late.