The LAPD hearts Hollywood

The LAPD went to Mischa Bartons house yesterday after receiving a non-911 call about a “medical issue”. Calling an ambulance for “medical issues” is for suckers.  Those people can’t mace anyone who stands in their way.   Some reports are saying this was over problems with her wisdom teeth, so needless to say the cops dropped what they were doing and rushed right over, probably with their sirens blaring and shooting a gun into the air so people will move. Al Queda is unloading plutonium across town at the Port of Los Angeles, but first things first, because someone sort of famous needed some advil.

They arrived around 3pm and escorted Barton to an undisclosed location. the LAPD spokesperson confirmed they are “currently assisting” her. And all this is for someone who used to be on a show no one watched. Tom Hanks could have them build a doghouse if he wanted, and one time Speilberg had them cater his SuperBowl party.