Mel Gibson “attacked” someone

Radar Online says this morning that Mel Gibson allegedly assaulted a man last night at a club in Hollywood, and now the poor little lamb has filed a battery report with the LAPD. Another way to describe it is that Mel Gibson never touched the guy, maybe never even saw him, and police think this dork is making the whole thing up. TMZ says…

…cops believe it was impossible for Gibson to have even made contact with him. They tell us Gibson was wedged in a booth with his pregnant girlfriend and couldn’t have grabbed the guy’s shirt.
We’re told the “victim” was asked to walk away at least 3 times before the alleged incident. Security told him no photography was allowed in the club, but he persisted.
Cops say witnesses tell the same story — the guy is making up allegations of battery. No one saw his shirt ripped when he left the club.

Even if we join this sweet little thing on his journey to Make Believe Land, where everything he says is true, and then we somehow doubled all that, are you fucking kidding me. A ripped 4 dollar t-shirt is not assault. At worst it’s an accident, at best it’s foreplay.  Maybe next he can sue the Parks Department for new pants because he wet his after getting chased by a bee.