Maybe the worst idea ever

The file that holds all the pictures I’ve saved for Tyler over the years is 23.45GB, and there’s just over 32,000 pictures. Inside of that, the pictures are sorted into individual folders. Angelina Jolies folder for example is just under 790MB with 1308 pictures. Britneys is right at 600MB with 1032 pictures.  Megan Fox is 520MB with 545 pictures. Tobey Maguires folder is 32KB, and contained this one picture.

It’s possible I just lost all my exciting Tobey Maguire pictures while moving from computer to computer, from Windows to vastly superior MACs, but more likely is that he’s the most boring superstar actor person thing on earth, completely average in every possible way, and I never bothered to save a second picture.

Needless to say, America has been dying to know what makes Tobey Maguire tick, and now, finally, someone is peering behind the curtain to produce a reality show about his mom and little brother. Page Six says…

WENDY Maguire, mother of “Spider-Man” Tobey Maguire, is about to become a reality TV star — along with Tobey’s younger brother, Weston, 15 — in “Growing Up Maguire.” Bob DeBrino plans to show how Wendy, a single mother, sacrifices to shield her children from the downside of the entertainment industry. Weston — who rides motocross, skateboards and snowboards — will provide plenty of action.

No offense Page Six, but I find it very hard to believe that Weston “will provide plenty of action”.  If he can even manage to throw a baseball without looking like a total queer, I will eat my hat.  And what possible advice could this lady have to protect your kid from the downside of Hollywood, other than “raise a completely unremarkable child that no one will care about.”  Based on “Weston” and “Tobey”, the only good advice she would have is a list if fake names to use if you want to do gay porn.