Lindsay just got paid

Apparently casinos in Vegas have mountains of money that they can’t give away fast enough, so even dullards like Lindsay Lohan can make 70 grand for a 5 hour appearance.  The New York Post says…

Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday isn’t until tomorrow, but she’s already managed to profit off the day.
According to sources, the troubled starlet was paid a cool $70,000 by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to host an all-day “pre-celebration” at the hotel’s Wet Republic pool party last Saturday.
…the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. “None of her really close friends were there” said our insider, who noted that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was also missing from the festivities. “The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau.”

I don’t think Lindsay has any friends, but, and I’m embarrassed to know this, but I think that’s Steve Aoki in the banner picture. He’s at least as famous as Brittny Gastineau. He’s a DJ. Really good. And Devon Aokis half-brother. She’s that visually disturbing Japanese girl from movies like “War” and “Sin City”. Asa Akira is Japanese too, and she’s awesome looking. You would think Asa would be the model and Devon would be the one doing hardcore porn. Oh but their dad, Rocky Aoki, founded Benihana, those restaurants where they cook the food in front of you and flip shrimp into your mouth like you’re a fuckin otter at Sea World.

I know none of this has anything to do with Lindsay but … I can’t. She’s so boring now. And so done. At this point making fun of her would be like Brad Pitt at the end of “Seven” when he empties his clip into John Doe even though he’s already clearly dead.