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July 14, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Kim Kardashian was the flag girl yesterday for the Pepsi Max Bullrun race, a seemingly illegal 1700 mile road race from NYC to a secret location in Texas. As if there was any doubt this was New York. Look at all those guineas standin around, ready to pounce on her, like a bunch of lions watching a limping gazelle. Of course I would too because she looks terrific. I wish I was beautiful with huge tits and no dignity, because standing still in a bodysuit and occasionally shifting a flag from right to left seems like something I could do.