Is Britney cheating? (no)

July 17, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

By all accounts, Britney is happily dating her agent, Jason Trawick, but Page Six is hinting she may whoring around because she recently spent some time with Dallas Austin, a record producer who lives in Atlanta. This is retarded of course because she records albums, and he produces them for people like Madonna and Gwen Stefani and Pink, so why the hell wouldn’t they hang out.

And this isn’t really related but one time Dallas took a friend of mine shopping and bought her a Louis Vuitton purse because he wanted to sleep with her but she’s stuck up so she didn’t do anything. Ironically she mostly dates nerds. She’s the best thing to happen to nerds since Linux and the Fleshlight.

(UPDATE – okay so if I read her all-caps IM correctly, it was some other dude, not Dallas)

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