If God wore a shirt…

July 3, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday. She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough? Maybe. Maybe not. Her solution? A three wolf shirt. With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission. Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it. Take it, and like it.

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