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July 4, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
80 percent of all Asian girls are super hot. All the other races probably average like 30 percent. And Sports Illustrated supermodel Jarah Mariano is the worlds hottest Asian girl, so according to the formula, that means she’s the hottest girl of all time. Maybe even the greatest person to ever live. Essentially what this means is that if you’re a model whose name isn’t Jarah Mariano, you suck and I hate you. In fact all your photoshoots should be canceled due to lack of interest.
(these are from big-deal photographer Randall Slavin. His two sites with tons of beautiful work are here and here. If I sound unusually complimentary it’s because I’m not really supposed to have these, no one on earth does, and if I could not get sued again when someone eventually squeals, that would be delightful. HQ jump = here. bonus pic because cropping it was heartbreaking = here)