They’re all whores

Someone told me last month that Reggie Bush was sleeping with a receptionist at East Jefferson Hospital in New Orleans, but when Us magazine broke the story last week about his break-up with Kim Kardashian, they said…

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.”

Seems a little defensive. So maybe that hospital receptionist thing was true. Or maybe this Kim and Kanye West thing is true…

“Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out … they referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running.”

A-Ha! So it was her! It was her and not him! Oh wait no it was also him.

…a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had an affair with Reggie and has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.
The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami.
Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it.

Wow. Reggie Bush sure is a busy guy. I hope he has time to practice playing football.  Just on talent alone he was able to rush for more yards last year (number 9 on this list) than the guy who was hurt (number 10), and the 38-year-old quarterback (11) and the rookie quarterback who ran for -28 yards during his final two years in college (12) and the wide-receiver (13) and the people who I don’t think actually exist (14, 17, 23-31), but how long can he keep this incredible pace going?