afternoon headlines

July 2, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments

KARL MALDEN – died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for “A Streetcar Named Desire”. How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo)

R KELLY – might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape. Reports say his current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois. Police want to know how old she was when they started “dating”. This is bullshit. A guy marries a 15-year-old, makes a sex tape with a 14-year-old and forces another 15-year-old to get an abortion and all of a sudden he gets labeled as some kind of pervert. (media take out)

AUBREY O’DAY – is the likely replacement for Mel B when Mel ends her run in “Peep Show”, the topless show at the Planet Hollywood casino in Vegas. And my fist is a likely replacement for his teeth if this guy next to me at Starbucks doesn’t stop talking so loud. (source = fox news)

GEMMA ATKINSON – The UK model is in Australia this week, doing whatever the hell all this is. (hq jump = here)

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