Want. Do Not Want.

I don’t need to tell anyone here that the new issue of Marie Claire comes out tomorrow, but you may be surprised by the pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio together with Brunos tightly wrapped gold nutsack.   I know I was surprised.  Very surprised.   Startled, you might say.  The Sun UK says…

BRUNO’S kugelsack has been working so hard his film’s success is in the bag.
Earlier this week his Austrian manhood was dangling in EMINEM’s face during an MTV Movie Awards stunt and now it’s out again wrapped in gold alongside a Victoria’s Secret model.
SACHA BARON COHEN’s camp Austrian fashion reporter was posing alongside ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO in a shoot for Marie Claire.

You can see the full size pic from the banner here.  You may think the sun has collided with the earth when you open it, but don’t be alarmed, the picture is just that smokin hot.

(image source = fame.  full size jump = here)