Morning headlines

JANET JACKSON – made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx “performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I’ll Be There'”.  And when they were done, all the white people said, “Who the hell was that?” (source = the ap)

BILLY MAYS – the Oxi-Clean guy who yells at everyone until you buy his stuff was found dead in his home Sunday morning. He was only 50, and no cause is known, but the night before his US Air flight blew a tire while landing and something fell and hit his head. So did that kill him, did US Air murder Billy Mays? Uhh, yeah sure why not. (source = la times)

ISLA FISHER – there were more pictures of Isla but I didn’t look at those because I didn’t want to find out that these were just a good angle and her rack isn’t really that awesome. I’m happier not knowing sometimes. (source = pacific coast)