Leonardo DiCaprio is single

This is either coincidence or my offering to satan in the woods this morning was accepted, but People.com says that Bar Rafaeli is back on the market because she and Leonardo DiCaprio have kinda-sorta broken up.

“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says a source. “It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing.”
That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.
According to a Refaeli source, the model’s desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. “She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together,” the source says, “so he broke it off.”

I like my odds.  Leonardo may be handsome and super rich and universally respected and the only actor today you could mention with Brando or Newman at the same age, but I’ve got quite a lot to offer as well.  Like that movie prop for example, and unlimited calling to Mexico and Canada.  Oh yes.  You heard right.  Unlimited.  No limits.  Even all night long, baby.  Shall I get you a chair, Bar, and may I tempt you with something to wet your lips?  A capri sun if you like, or perhaps the lady care for some tap water?

(i can’t remember where bar was in these pics.  does it even matter.   hq jump = here)