Best story ever?

Today will certainly be embarrassing for 2008 “American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta, and I’m sure he would appreciate everyone’s understanding and discretion. But that sure as fuck isn’t gonna happen here. Not after his pain-in-ass-dad got busted with his dick in a prostitute.  Us magazine says…

“The father of ‘American Idol’ runner-up David Archuleta was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute, stemming from a raid in January.
Jeff Archuleta pleaded no contest and paid a $582 fine after being busted at the Queens of Reiki on Jan. 14 in Midvale, Utah.
During the raid, Midvale officers found one client receiving services, according to news reports.
‘Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity,’ Midvale Police Sgt. John Salazar told news outlets. ‘Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse.’
Jeff Archuleta, 41, was that male client, according to court documents.
But his lawyer Eric Bauer told NBC4 in Midvale that he was there getting legitimate massage therapy for his back.

“Legitimate massage therapy for his back”?  Wow.  The balls on this guy.  I’ve never been to a prostitute (in this country) but if I got arrested I like to think I could do better than that.  Like it wasn’t prostitution at all.  We we’re having a contest to see if I could come in her mouth.  And if I could she got 100 dollars in prize money.  Yaay, she did it, she won!