112 pounds, bald, and disfigured

The Sun has somehow gotten a copy of the coroners initial report after his examination of Michael Jackson on Friday, and the results are shocking.  Wait, no.  No actually this sounds about right.  The Sun says…

“…the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
The examination showed the 5ft 10in star (was) a “severely emaciated” 8st 1oz (112 pounds).
He’d lost virtually all his hair … was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than ‘peach fuzz’ covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.”

This isn’t surprising.  Michael was always trying new styles.  The glove, the jacket with all the zippers, the military look. You watch, in three months everyone is gonna be emaciated and bald and disfigured.

DUBIOUS UPDATE – now TMZ says the Suns report is “fabricated and completely false.”  Perhaps TMZ hasn’t seen that banner picture.