What sexy auctions

There are two sexy new auctions this week, one to sell three paintings of Madonna and another for a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni (uhq of that here).  A former model, the picture of Bruni was taken in 1994, at the height of her career when she was 26, and is expected to at least match the $900,000 a similar picture sold for last year.

The paintings of Madonna, one with ex-husband Guy Ritchie, take a few liberties with their subject, but it’s still clear what they are because as you can see here, the artists expression says, “Oh Jesus God I Just Saw Madonna Naked” all by itself.

(image source = pacific coast and splash.  full size picture jump = here)