Victoria Principal will shoot your ass

This will fit in nicely with the Sex Symbols of Yesterday theme we’ve had lately because earlier today Victoria Principal filed a lawsuit against her maid, claiming the woman threatened her, kidnaped her dog, damaged her property and assaulted another maid.  And that’s why Victoria pulled a gun on her.  Wait what?

The maid, Maribel Banegas, sued Principal yesterday … but in Principal’s lawsuit, the actress says on December 26, 2008, the maid was told she was fired and flew into a rage and “repeatedly slammed the back door with such force that…the door frame itself was damaged.”
The suit claims the maid struck and injured another maid in the house, then grabbed Victoria’s small dog and left the house.
An hour later, Victoria called the maid on the cell phone, demanding the return of the dog. A short time later, the large maid (6 feet tall, 160ish) returned “dragging Principal’s dog into the kitchen on such a taut leash that the dog’s front paws were lifted off the ground and so roughly that the dog was coughing and wheezing and its eyes bulging.”
The maid was screaming, “Give me money.”
Victoria was so terrified, she went upstairs to her bedroom and retrieved a handgun … The maid allegedly started pounding the kitchen counter and began shouting. She walked toward Victoria, who then “cocked the handgun and told Banegas to leave.” That did the trick. Kinda. The maid ran in the guest house, locked herself in and Sheriff’s deputies had to come and remove her.

There’s no way to know what really happened here but “Maribel Banegas” certainly sounds the name of a bitch who would cut you, so I’m thinking she’s guilty.  Latin chicks are hot but they’re all nuts.  They’re the hottest ones in porn and they do everything but they’re always looking at the guys penis and yelling at it.  Settle down lady.  A penis really only does one thing, and your tough-love program of shouting demands isn’t gonna change that.

(and over here, for no apparent reason, is Victoria’s Playboy and other modeling stuff from 800 years ago)