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May 28, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I’m too lazy/indifferent to look it up, but … seriously. What the fuck. What’s the deal with the Kardashian sisters? Do they all have the same dad? There’s no way they all have the same dad. Why is that one so big? It’s like their mom got raped by Chewbacca. There’s no way this is normal. She might have gigantism. Or that thing Lincoln had. Marfans? Either way they need to get her to a hospital to have this looked at before she goes crazy, climbs a building and swats down planes. Our human military will be powerless to stop her, our earth weapons only make her angry.