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May 26, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
MIKE TYSON – his 4-year-old daughter is on life support after being found hanging from a treadmill cord. What a pervert! (source = us.com)
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE – “Star Trek” came in third, bringing it’s three week haul to 191m. “T4” was second with 67m in 5 days, but “Night at the Museum” won the weekend with a 70m opening. 73 percent of the audience for “Museum” were families or people under 25. Which probably means kids. In a related story, kids are fucking retards who will watch absolutely anything. (source = variety)
AVRIL LAVIGNE – she went to Malibu beach yesterday, and was every bit as annoying as you remember her being. Her husband probably stayed home to suck his own dick. Best sex he’d had in three years. (jump to hq here)