Morning headlines

SHAWN JOHNSON – The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of “Dancing With The Stars” last night. It’s the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, “but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?” The answer appears to be, “yes quite nicely.” (source = e online)

THE SLUMDOG KIDS – a second child actor who starred in “Slumdog Millionaire” has been told to beat it by the Indian government seconds before smashing their house to bits with sledgehammers (and over here the AP has a slideshow capturing her moving day). I like the way these Indians think. I wish we could do that with our actors. (source = yahoo)

JESSICA SUTTA – the Pussycat Dolls’ landed in Sydney today for their Australian tour, and I think that’s the hot one I like with the red hair and big tits. But, I don’t know, I can’t tell. Maybe 20 dollars will jog my memory. (source = pacific coast news)