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May 6, 2009 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
I wanna punch John Mayer in his stupid face for having the nerve to dump Minka Kelly. WhoTF does he think he is. She’s essentially perfect. Great skin, long hair, good tits and just enough ass to get high-fives from black guys but not so much that you lose the respect of your white friends. She even cleans up after her own dog. I know that shouldn’t be as laudable as it is, but this is Hollywood. JLo would have kept on walking because she was on her way to pour 10 gallons of penicillin in the dirt in front of some African kids.
(who = Minka Kelly. where = LA, the set of “the Roommate”. when: 5.5.09. image source = flynet and pacific coast)