Sacha couldn’t sit for 3 days

Very obviously when Sacha Baron Cohen commits to a bit, he commits completely, even in ways – oh dear God please – never make it to the screen. The Sun UK says…

SACHA BARON COHEN couldn’t sit down for THREE DAYS after a bid to bleach ALL his body hair went badly wrong.
“He’d heard that all-over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community, so he thought he’d bleach all his hair so it looked invisible.
“Shortly after having the procedure done he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse.
“He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation.”

Gay guys must have the courage of a lion to get this done. Of course he ended up in the ER. How could he not? It’s not DaVinici doing this stuff to people, a master of both anatomy and brush stroke, it’s some angry raver with a bone through her nose, smacking her nicotine gum as she rubs deadly chemicals into your anus. It’s true she’s wearing sterile protective gloves, but unfortunately your colon isn’t.