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April 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Would you rather fuck Helen Mirren or Kirsten Dunst? I can’t even begin to guess under what circumstances it might happen, but I really hope Helen Mirren (seen here at yesterdays London premier of “Dumbly Named Movie”) never hits on me, because I think I would fuck her. I don’t really want to but her tits are just awesome. There’s no question I would hit that before Dunst. Of course I would hump a roaring camp fire before I did that baby-toothed cadaver, so this might not be the greatest comparison in the world.